The Rogue Nation of The Zohan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.315 billion Zohanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zohanian economy, worth 59.7 trillion Hummuses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,424 Hummuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Zohan's national animal is the GOAT, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Zohan is ranked 111,306^th in the world and 17^th in Jerusalem for Safest, scoring 77.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.